A series of training sessions in the beautiful art of grappling (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, a.k.a. the art of folding clothes with people still in them). Only very few things are as satisfying as being in full control of your opponent while whispering softly into their ear ;)

For all skill levels, including zero. Unlike other martial arts, this one can be done with full control from the very beginning (no hits, no throws) so there's no danger of hurting yourself if you go slow. Of course once you pick up some skills and your sparring partner agrees, you can also go all out and empty your energy tank in 2 minutes!

Ideal clothing is tight and stretchy, so it doesn't get grabbed or caught by mistake. And given that we train on the grass, the green/brown stains might not wash out particularly well, so maybe don't put on your favorite t-shirt.